“Oh, on the Starship Enterprise
There’s someone who’s in Satan’s guise,
Whose devil’s ears and devil’s eyes
Could rip your heart from you!
“At first his look could hypnotize,
And then his touch would barbarize.
His alien love could victimize…
And rip your heart from you!
“And that’s why female astronauts
Oh very female astronauts
Wait terrified and overwrought
To find what he will do.
“Oh girls in space, be wary,
Be wary, be wary!
Girls in space, be wary!
We know not what he’ll do.”
(via science-officer-spock)
